SWF/25 seeks SM/24-31; 5″11+; broad, dk hair, dk eyes; well endowed; physically fit; good in bed (creative, uninhibited, good rhythm, strong, knowledge of and appreciation for the female form, endurance, not selfish, FOREPLAY ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, NO RUTS PLEASE); law-abiding (most of the time); rough around the edges, jersey or long island preferred; INTELLIGENT; somewhat worldly but not snobby; college preferred; good sense of humor; no facial hair, full head of hair, no back hair, not too much chest hair; need not be professional; need make a living; good family values, no crazy family; likes my family, friends and dogs; smokers, routine drug users, religious fanatics, men with strange fetishes and alcoholics need not apply.
Is that too much to ask?
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