Archive for February, 2008

    So, we already know that frat-lit is BS and that an American matriarchy is coming. Put another way, our social order is inverting, despite any popular backlash. What we didn’t know until today, however, is that feminism may mean better sex for everyone. Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that I’m […]


Let me preface this by saying that I go to Starbucks often – I don’t love the coffee, but it gets the job done and the place offers some study space in a city where the branch public libraries are sorely lacking. That being said, starting at 5:30 today Starbuck’s stores will temporarily close for […]


I can’t help but wonder if you can love someone and not even know it. Everyone says, “you just know.” I’m not entirely convinced. Sometimes you can think you love someone, so that when they tell you something like: “We can’t go back to my place because I have this old guy staying with me […]


Brace yourself for yet another, random act of cinematic-quality violence: circa 2 p.m. Friday, around 6th Ave. and 56th St., a gunman dragged a 50-yr-old man by his – get this – black duffle bag full of about $100k cash, freshly withdrawn from a nearby bank. Oh, and our (presumed) antagonist multi-tasked, beating duffle bag […]


Want to do something novel with your Saturday night? Head over to the 45th Street Theater for the off-off-Broadway hit, “Happy Hour, The Show: Sex, Relationships, and Sometimes … Love.” Written by Joelle Arqueros, it’s an hour-long series of short monologues having nothing and everything to do with love, sex and relationships. The play takes […]


If you love guidos as much as I do, JoEy tHa KiDDD!!!’s MySpace profile is a “must see” on your itinerary of mindless internet surfing. Author unknown, the site dissects the guido down to conception, fully taking advantage of all the bells and whistles MySpace has to offer – right down to the URL (myspace.com/toddlercock). […]


In case you’ve ever wondered how people find their match in this city of 8 million+, here is my rundown of some New York-brand dating options. In addition to the the tried and true (i.e. going about your business and pursuing your own interests), those hell-bent on finding a match are apt for the following […]